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Well I went and got myself a case of crabs. Can I kill them with head lcie stuff like RID, or should I just use themagic cream and get rid of my pubes? Stephanie | ||
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LOL. I have no idea. But I'll bump for you! $ara | ||
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this can't be for real, right? Is it a put-down for magic cream users? I posted this morning with a question about the cream, so maybe it's directed at me?? Whatever, but I'm not finding it very funny...  | ||
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I wouldn't use RID there because it burnt my scalp when I used it on my head (used to work in daycare) so I would presume that the pubic area would be more sensitive, ouch. Call your doctor.  | ||
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No I'm being serious, my sister told me u can't get rid of crabs by getting rid of your pubes. Steph | ||
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what i've always heard you do about crabs is this: you shave one side (or magic, if you prefer), then light the other side on fire. hit them with a fly swatter as they run across. good luck!  | ||
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LOL vanblue! Funniest thing I've heard all day! | ||
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LMAO!!! Ruth - struggling to run a house, raise a family and start a business! | ||
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Ok, OP: please tell us if you are really being serious. If you are, I wouldn't advise RID. Try shaving??? I'm sure some internet research could come up with at-home cures. If not, thanks for a laugh (and get ready for lots more comments)! $ara | ||
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I find a thick coat of vaseline and mayo kills them and coats the shaft. In the future, put mousse or hairspray on your pubes. It repells those little buggers. If you can get it started by a hair professional, dreds help too. | ||
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Soaking your pubes for 15 minutes in paint thinner...guaranteed to kill those pesky crabs! Best to follow up with the fly swatter just to make sure.
Next time don't sit on the toilet seat! "Go ahead sit on the seat...crabs can jump 15 feet!"
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I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY U ALL HAVE TO BE SO MEAN! I asked a serious question and you are making fun of me. Steph Edited 1/7/07 by §hïñý¤Ðîåmõñd§ | ||
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Well, if magic cream doesn't work, I'd follow up with the free samples of biore pore strips. | ||
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Another thing, do I have to boil all my patnies? | ||
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Why wear panties? I think you need to let the area breathe... Check your eyelashes and brows...I've heard they like those areas too. | ||
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Holy Cow! 15 feet! That means if Steph uses the stall next to me in a public restroom they could jump right over the wall and land on me! I'm never leaving the house again! Rebecca, Cecelia 11/22/2004, Jordan 5/21/1997 | ||
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Oh Steph, lighten up. :) We aren't making fun of you, just the crabs. I once heard to get rid of them, you take them to the movies and feed them really salty popcorn. When they get up to get something to drink, you move your seat. :) Jenny | ||
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Here's a link, it tells you what to do... yes, Rid works on all forms of body lice... http://www.healthatoz.com/healthatoz/Atoz/common/standard/transform.jsp?requestURI=/healthatoz/Atoz/ency/lice_infestation.jsp hope that helps. Chris
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I already washed and dried my bed sheets for a real long time, so I know thats good, but do they linger in the mattress? I sealed up all my underwearin Ziplocc bags just to be safe. But I would like to keep my pubic hair if possible. That is why I asked about RID> Steph | ||
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Steph-just get rid of your pubic hair. It's totally 80's anyway!
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**Giggles like a little kid**
This thread is hilarious. Keitha
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I would have saved myself the embaressment and went and just read it straight from the manufacturers website
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If it was between being bald or having crabs Id shave.    | ||
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try some hot butter sauce Edited 1/7/07 by obama_mama | ||
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OMG, LOA!!!!!!!!!!!! Lisa dd-Kaylee 7/28/03  | ||
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stop kids are finally sleeping ........and I am laughing so loud I am bound to wake one of the 4........running to go pee brb SOPHIA GETTING A *FIX*
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Oh great. Thanks a lot you guys. I just laughed so hard that I wet myself. That hasn't happened since I was pregnant. | ||
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I'm seriously laughing so hard that I'm sure I'm going to wake up one of the kids. I can't help it though. Leslie
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OMG!!!!! I got up because I couldn't sleep and I found this thread. I haven't laughed this hard in forever. Monica | ||
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Monica, I got up because I couldn't sleep too! and I'm glad I did or I would have missed this :)
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Do NOT use Rid. Get to the doctor and get a prescription. | ||
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This thread is too funny, I'm laughing so hard I'm almost crying.    | ||
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Darn! I bet the deleted messages were the best ones... but the hot butter was a great suggestion! | ||
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Magic creame or shaving will NOT take care of the problem. Those suckers are not like lice, they burrow under your skin to lay their eggs. The only thing you can do is Rid or Nix over the counter. I, however would have an rx called in my your Dr. Or go to an urgent care, they WILL take your word for it and just give you the rx. It can get serious pretty fast, they do burrow under the skin quickly. And, while I thought some of your answers were funny (and did make me giggle
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OMG! I can't stop laughing. I may get fired. LOL A lurker  | ||
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totally OT but iluvebeingamomma ~ do you mind if I snag your can't shut us up blinkie? they closed down our dyk thread and that blinkie is perfect!  | ||
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ROTFLMAO! This thread is too funny. Thanks for bumping it up. I needed a good laugh today. | ||
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OMG Mary, are you kidding? they shut down your DYK thread? Ours (on Nov '05) was kind of forced out by ladies who for whatever reason, didn't like the thread. | ||
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what i've always heard you do about crabs is this: you shave one side (or magic, if you prefer), then light the other side on fire. hit them with a fly swatter as they run across.
HOT BUTTER
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So did you get the crabs taken care of? | ||
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I'm not sure where you live, but it if it snowing outside, you could try to sit in the snow. I am sure the crabs would freeze to death.
Touching the lives of children & families for a lifetime through books. | ||
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Tie a chicken bone to your ankle and when the crabs go for the chicken grab 'em with a net. That's how we used to catch crabs at the beach.
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LMAO. Get rid of those crabs? | ||
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I needed a good laugh and this was definitely it! Awww, toooo much in so many ways!! I really love the chicken bone around the ankle. Do you have any Old Bay seasoning by chance? Angela (still laughing)   | ||
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Whether this is a joke or not - this is really mean - do you know for SURE this is just a joke? I sure don't just by reading it and it seems very humilating for the OP. I can't believe the HOST is actually joining in on this........ Jennifer - mom to 4 GREAT sons | ||
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There are actually TWO HOSTS joining in, K? Angela (1 of 3 hosts) | ||
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Oh, sorry. I didn't realize that hosts weren't allowed to have a sense of humor.
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I think its a joke. The person hasn't entered any profile information and even their screenname looks weird. This is still my favorite and still is making me LOL!! "you shave one side (or magic, if you prefer), then light the other side on fire. hit them with a fly swatter as they run across." Lisa dd-Kaylee 7/28/03 | ||
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Oh come on...where is yoru sense of humor??? Don't you know that you can just pick them off throw them in a pot of water and cook them up....crabs are actually really good with a side of butter!!! Thanks for a good laugh...it is much needed today!! Jennifer Michael 7/16/99 Emma 8/9/02 | ||
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Kim, go find a thread to have locked and I will go see if I can find one to have deleted. Oh wait, why not this one??? Nawww, it is to funny! Angela (putting away my sense of humor for the night) | ||
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OMG, I can't stop laughing after reading all the posts!! You guys crack me up! Jennifer
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RID will get rid of crabs, but it will also shrivel up your boobs even more, so I'd try and find a solution that'll fix both your problems. The butter will scare off the crabs and fatten up your cleavage at the same time, so my vote is for that. Lemony | ||
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once again, i find myself ITA with lemony . . . and you might want to get the crabs problem fixed BEFORE worrying about the boobs. but you could go on the $1mil thread and see if anyone would remove your crabs for you for a million dollars--see if you can find someone who is (literally) nit-picking enough for you tonight and Alton Brown on Good Eats (Food Network) recommends 'fixing' crabs this way: take 1 cluster of crab legs/body segment lay on damp paper towel top with fresh herbs--cilantro, dill, parsley all work well (not in combination!) squeeze lemon/lime juice on top wrap in the towel, wrap in Saran wrap and microwave 2 minutes (just to heat up--it is already fully cooked) serve with clarified butter garnish with the little comb that comes in the RID box am i the only one who remembers the SNL skit on this topic? with Adam Sandler? "i find that i only want to be with people who have crabs anymore. they're just so much more . . . comfortable to be with." and he begins to comb his hair with the little lice comb. and at the end: "you don't even have crabs! you're just here because you think the women will all be easy!" "yeah! i have crabs! of course i have crabs! you think i'd make this up?" "yeah? well, what do they look like (if you know so much about them)???" "they're . . . blue. and one arm is bigger than the others." | ||
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This thread has me LMAO. Thanks for the witty suggestions. And for the people questioning the hosts..think about it. Why would you post about getting rid of crabs on a bargain hunter board....HEEEELLLLOOOO??????  | ||
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I say keep 'em, name 'em, and make them life long pets. If they get too bothersome, you can always make crab salad or crab cakes! You could always take a super hot bath and toss in some old bay as a pp stated.
(am I the only one who will never be able to eat/look at crab the same lol?)
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OMG who really gets crabs this day in time?? Don't blame it on the toilet seat either..Gosh everyone does that... rid yourself of them with all the very entertaining ideas posted and then be more selective in your partners from here on out..crabs??You don't say??
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Just to be completely nosey, what does dyk stand for? I'm clickable....since I certainly don't want to get THIS thread shut down. Rebecca, Cecelia 11/22/2004, Jordan 5/21/1997 | ||
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dyk - did you know I'm not sure why the dyk threads got locked on certain boards. Basically, posters say "did you know X" and "did you know X." Something they want to share. I don't recall anything mean/bad about the ones I've seen?!!? | ||
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OMG!! This thread is too darn funny! I'm sorry I missed the deleted posts...I'm sure they were doozies! | ||
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bumping, because i've missed this thread SOOOO much "i read it on the internet, so it must be true" gretchen, texan mama to dixie (3.5) melody (3) charlie (7 months) | ||
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Just be careful...I had head lice a few years back and bought some RID...I thought it was funny because I remember reading specifically on the bottle "Do not get product in vagina." "I've never been on trial for my thoughts before." ~Abbie Hoffman Unashamedly trying to make a living: I SELL TUPPERWARE!! SEE PROFILE FOR LINKY | ||
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OMG thanks for the laughs tonight. I loved this thread! I read the whole thing again, bookmarked it and sent it to a few people. 
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I always go with the old addage, "If you can't beat em, join em".
So if the other remedies didn't work, just name em and make em your pets. They'll be appreciative to not just be "one of the crowd"/ Erin K 
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ERIN! LOL :)  | ||
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Now we are all dying to know which method worked for the OP! Let's hear it! Kim ds 05/07/03
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bump, I need this info | ||
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lmao meghz- Oh no you DI- 'int!!! Danielle  | ||
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lmao!! whew, some funny arse sh!t!
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This tops the chart as my all-time favorite thread. there should be a trophy *~*Karen*~* Micah Landon 3.5.05 Asher Nathaniel 1.9.07 "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." -Mark Twain | ||
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Oh my... who knew bbc kept threads around this long lol | ||
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I don't have any butter in the house. Will margarine work too?
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LOL | ||
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I thought we had the crabs situation under control and we are now working on Herpes!
Rebecca
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@ vanblue ---> I laughed so hard I cried at your statement   | ||
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Can we make this a sticky thread? I think it's valuable information for everyone. Should go right at the top. . . *Torey* Child Passenger Safety Technician Got a car seat question? I've got an answer! | ||
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Can we make this a sticky thread? I think it's valuable information for everyone. Should go right at the top. . . I just woke up the little one laughing over this!  | ||
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I agree, it should be stickied (sp) it's such a good pick me up for a crappy day. But I fear if I keep bumping this diamond in the rough it will get deleted with all the rest of the great threads | ||
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Wow. Just wow.
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 If you think you know who I am, you're probably right. | ||
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OMFG! That article made me LOL!  | ||
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Oh, this is too funny. A must read
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Omfg!! I completely forgot about this thread! OP, I seriously hope you were able to RID yourself of those things.. but remember, crab's best served with butter Becky
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lmao, kim! i may change my name to crotch crickets. that's so classy. amy   | ||
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Sorry to go OT... But OP, how did you make your sn all crazy like that? Anyone else know? | ||
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http://www.starr.net/is/type/altnum.htm i''m sure shiny diamonds is long gone | ||
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from bchostKim's link: However, crabs can also be found dormant, waiting for a host, on toilet lids, bed sheets, underwear lining, and every square nanometer of Paris Hilton. LMAO!!!!! Danielle | ||
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So I gotta know... In the DH episode Eddie got crabs from the tanning bed... why didn't Carlos question it? AND if that is a way of getting crabs why didn't Gabby use it to tell her husband that is how she got them? Or is Eddie sleeping around too???? Educate me please.... Julie PS oh my dad got them once and convenced my mom he got them from dealing with a prisoner (he was a cop). That they got on his arms first bc his arms were hairy... mom believed him... (he later walked out after 26yrs of marriageand cheating) | ||
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He saved me from the crabs!!! ^ Thanks for a revival of a good laugh!
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Julia Gulia, I was going to post the exact same quote. I laughed so hard when I read that. | ||
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this is definitely a CLASSIC post. | ||
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What about Gynosyphiherpeclap? RIP Bobbie Stokes
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I don't know if this is a joke or not but if not why would you even talk about it? It's a personal problem and no one needs to know about it EWWWW! I don't even know where you would ketch crabs that sounds so gross but some people get it! Good luck with getting rid of them! KMARIE | ||
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*~*Karen*~* Micah Landon 3.5.05 Asher Nathaniel 1.9.07 "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." -Mark Twain | ||
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You could steam them....
Maybe just throw a party and get them all drunk and then smoosh them??
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Bwahahahaa! Too good not to bump! | ||
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How in the heck did you dig this up, LOL.
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Lmao. This is the first time I'm reading this post. I went back to page 1 and Im sad to see it end now! Thanks for digging this up!!!! ~Lea   | ||
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