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My DH drives a Ford Escort and trust me..I am one lucky woman (who sometimes has difficulty walking normally the next am)  
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 come on out Jareds_Mommy1...we're waiting. hee hee 
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...oh what tangled webs we weave... lol
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Sweaty,
Mary Mommy to: Ian- 8 YO, Macy-3/16/03 & Jack-11/19/04 | ||
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To speak on behalf of the husbands (in my case boyfriend) that compensate for the H2 due to their lack in size, I can say that in my case, he owned an H2 but is very much so well endowed LOL! I am proud to say though, that he FINALLY got a clue and got rid of the POS!!! I hated that thing. Next, I agree with the previous post who mentioned the change in screen names. There seems to be variations in spellings which may indicate the "real" Jareds_Mommy has been name-jacked??? Sonya | ||
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oh my, you ladies are cracking me up. This is why i love this board  | ||
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Stop making fun of us Canucks! We have a really powerful army, see?  you're totally in trouble now. Lemony | ||
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I don''t buy the name jack idea...if that were true then the high-jacker would've surely posted by now if anything to make things worse...plus - we're talking over 3000+ posts here and 2 board...she got busted is all.
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No, it's her. She e-mailed me. :) | ||
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DETAILS!!!!!!!! Melissa This grilled cheese sandwich has mayonnaise in it! What?!   | ||
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Well, Wenders - spill it! What did she have to say for her shameful behavior?
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But, Mary, when my dates hold up their hands like that to brag, I can already tell I'm doomed for another small dong. I swear the 'small hands, small feet, small wienie' rule is true. And, really, why can't I get a dong like this? Where it hangs down to his knees?
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Mary Mommy to: Ian- 8 YO, Macy-3/16/03 & Jack-11/19/04 | ||
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Hey now! Don't be stealin' my siggy!   | ||
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Wendy STAY ON THE DARK SIDE!!!!! SPILL IT!!!!!!
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Spill it, Wendy!!! | ||
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I'll be the dissenter and say don't spill it, Wenders. OP is a regular and is probably just really embarassed. We're not making the situation any easier on her. Lemony | ||
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link to vacation pics please!  | ||
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WranglerButts, pretty please? I'll be your best friend...
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Spill it Wendy! There's no shame in it.
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I just have to say how disappointed I am!! She is a fellow Canadian who I've enjoyed posting with...she lives in Alberta...this I do KNOW for sure. Not in Whitby or wherever that other place was. Why lie? Why make things up? Are you wishing you were rich so pretend you are to your online friends? Be happy with what you have and quit the lying! You're making us Canadians look bad geez! ETA: I have seen vacation pics...she actually posted them here..but who knows if it was her child's birthday...or if it happened when and where she said it did etc. Oh and the fact that she ALWAYS stays in 5 star hotels....maybe she really means 3 stars. Edited 7:12 PM by travelfamily Edited 7:13 PM by travelfamily | ||
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LMAO! That was in our base paper for the caption contest. http://www.aerotechnews.com/Bullseye/Bullseye_121407.pdf41 Look at page 12.
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Thanks for the laughs. All I have to say is if the vehicle exploded, I wouldn't expect it to be in a tow lot or for anyone to have access to it because it would be evidence in any lawsuit, which would reasonably come from such a happening. Truck Nuts - I actually saw that on a Hummer the other day. It was so disgusting. It also had a bumper sticker that said "I eat Prius." Keira's Mommy - I think your signature is the prettiest one I've seen. And I don't say that ever. Wenders can check my posts, I really don't. ~Sarah    Edited 7:16 PM by sls239 Edited 7:16 PM by sls239 | ||
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I won't give the details. Basically she tried to explain herself but didn't give any explaination about the truck/hummer confusion, which was really the issue in question in the first place. I e-mailed her for clarification but didn't hear back. | ||
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Oh...and I just have to say...I was in a horrible accident years ago and wanted pictures of the vehicle....had NO PROBLEM getting in to take photos. Oh...and again we live in the same province. | ||
She drives a minivan.. I think she called it a "clunker" (must be expensive!) I don't know... can't understand half of what she says, she's addicted to Tim Bits and TH coffee and must be weird in the brain because of the freaky weather up there! The last thing she told me was that it snowed up there... LIES! ALL LIES! No more maple sugar leaves for me! I'm starting a revolt! Mindy  | ||
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Are you sure the truck photos are even hers & not stolen for the internet?
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Dang, i leave for a few hours and you ladies are still going. I do also wish the op would come back. Fess up, giggle about it, share one TRUE confession, and the board shall forgive! PROMISE! :D (but no more silly goody lies when none are needed!)  | ||
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All I have to say is if the vehicle exploded, I wouldn't expect it to be in a tow lot or for anyone to have access to it because it would be evidence in any lawsuit, which would reasonably come from such a happening. I am not being mean but do you think there is a magical yard where they take vechiles that have blown up? A tow truck would have been the vehicle of choice to "tow" the F150 to a yard where the owner can clean out his contents, insurance can appraise the truck, and then the truck would be sent to a scrap yard when insurance has signed off on the truck. We keep vehicles being held by police all the time. A yard to store vehicles takes money to operate..so there is no "other place" to go...
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I stand by my earlier statement. Never trust a Canadian. (Who wants to make the blinkie?)  | ||
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jareds mommy,...why won't you come on and explain yourself? You know fess up?? | ||
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stand by my earlier statement. Never trust a Canadian. (Who wants to make the blinkie?) Ok...not sure if you are kidding...but if not then that's pretty rude. There are a lot of other Canadians on here that do not lie with every little word they type so why make rude statements to all? Or is this going to turn into a bash Americans bash Canadians thread...don't go there. | ||
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here you go, webmom,
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I'm pretty sure she was joking. I think Canadians are great!! | ||
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Really? You really thought I was serious?? Out of all 272 post, you decided that mine wasn't a joke? Take it easy. | ||
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She was joking! | ||
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Well really...how many times are you going to say it? Why not say...never trust Jareds Mommy...that's a little better lol. | ||
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webmom is just kidding around, tf.  Lemony | ||
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Wow, i usually skip the drama, but I am shocked! Since she has been a 'regular' I just never questioned anything. Why lie??? | ||
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Really? And you were a-ok with everything else posted? Operation Leafblower? Glacier water? Squirrel hunting? (ok, I added that last one.) I'll buy you a stiff virtual drink.
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Well of course I will defer to anyone who knows anything about such things. But if they are being held by police, then access to it is restricted right? What about the chain of custody? ~Sarah | ||
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Lets see how happy you would be if we started posting rude comments about Americans...this thread would be shut down pretty fast. | ||
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My goodness, CHILL....she was joking, and it was funny, lol. NO one really thinks that everyone in Canadais bad news. Well, a few, yea..but CHILL OUT. | ||
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wow I'm glad your DH is okay! This is a big fear of mine, i don't have a remote starter but everytime I put the key in the ignition, I hold my breath when I start it afraid it's going to blow up... I've watched too many soap operas in my days (darn GH and their mobsters blowing up vehicles)  Jacob Brycen 3.1.05   | ||
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Whatever. I guess it IS friday, and we are due for some drama anyways.
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TF, I post rude comments about Americans on a daily basis. Most of them don't really mind. Lemony | ||
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Nah, I don't think anyone would mind if people started taking shots at American's because everyone on this thread was joking so it's all good. I'll make someone a "Don't trust an Amercian" blinkie if they want one. | ||
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Come on Jaredsmom, where are you??? We won't bite!!
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"Duh, nobody told me this was a costume party."  Lemony | ||
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now now, she was joking. Thanks for the read, Jareds Mommy! I always remembered you for your runon sentences and questionable grammar. Looking forward to the next screen name!  Danielle "You can eat once you find the Dufrenes." Mitch Hedberg (February 24, 1968 - March 20, 2005)   | ||
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^there, I bashed both of us. Lemony | ||
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i wonder how long itll take jessica above to report or edit her post once she sees the DRAAAAAMA of the day! :D | ||
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Here's the link to the vacation photos the OP posted in an earlier thread: >We love the rui and the melias >heres pics of our last resort >they 2007 and 2004 are the same trip the date was out on one camera
Formerly known as fun2bemommy "So-called 'global warming' is just a secret ploy by wacko tree-huggers to make America energy independent, clean our air and water... and make our cities safer and more livable." -Chip Giller, Grist.org | ||
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Well, I wish the OP would come back. I agree with the pp, come back and confess and it will all be over! | ||
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Oh I forgot about Royal Canadian Mounties! Remember that TV show - Due North! I have some episodes on VHS still... he was yummalicous! | ||
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Thanks for the read, Jareds Mommy! I always remembered you for your runon sentences and questionable grammar. Looking forward to the next screen name! LOL, ITA.  | ||
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Serisously...we know you are reading. We want you to stay. I for one would be FLOORED if you could have the ballsssss to come back. Say.... "You know what? I don't know what the heck i was thinking??!?!!? Sorry for saying silly things!!!" Laugh about it, and we can move along! With all the trolls out there, we WANT to keep you around....just come back and laugh about it for a minute or two, like we are | ||
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Or come back and stay goofy, that is okay too, OP! | ||
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Dang it, i just emailed OP, hoping to talk her into sticking around...and it bounced. :( | ||
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Actually, according to Google, it took 3.2 seconds to figure this out Come on Sweaty. In that time, you could have busted at least 482 cheating husbands and rescuted a kitten from a tree. It's all about effective time management. The saddest thing about this entire thread is that I'm just now getting in on it. Had I cared an iota about the OP's DH, I would have been here much sooner. We need to have some sort of email alert system on BBC...  | ||
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TF, I post rude comments about Americans on a daily basis. Most of them don't really mind. Lemony Or maybe we just don't understand... | ||
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Okay, so we need one, perferrably two secretaries in charge of the copy and paste job...and at least one in the call center to send out alerts on the good threads! we can have our own BBC primaries! Who needs real life elections, when we NEED so much help on our own board!?!?!?!?!!? | ||
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Yeah, come back. I promise to leave all the canadian/american bashing to Lemony, since she is the only one allowed to make such jokes.
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I am a little dissapointed... this totally should have had the current drama with a twist of "see this is why you never leave your kids in the car alone" drama argument. COME ON ladies... whats up??? Julie (sad bc parades were cancelled tonight due to rain | ||
) ehh well there will be more tomorrow.
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I KNEW i was forgetting something. Dang it. | ||
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Bwahaha.. I'm sick.. have the lack of energy to read all of these pages which I have oh so cleverly opened all in a new tab.. I finally get to catch a drama thread. Aaaalllllllright. Erin Mommy to a Sushi loving Princess and a lipgloss loving prince.  | ||
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Come on Sweaty. In that time, you could have busted at least 482 cheating husbands and rescuted a kitten from a tree. It's all about effective time management. The saddest thing about this entire thread is that I'm just now getting in on it. Had I cared an iota about the OP's DH, I would have been here much sooner. We need to have some sort of email alert system on BBC...
Sam that was too freakin funny!! Off to clean the screen!
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Time for a new "confessions" thread? Who wants to go first?
Someone once said a million monkeys using a million keyboards could reproduce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Thanks to MySpace, we now know that to be entirely false. | ||
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I swear...if OP will start the new confessions thread, with her own confession....i SWEAR...i will vote for HER for President. That would be so cool, lol. And truly ballsey! :D Bring it! | ||
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The original poster is one of my good friends. I am here to tell you that she was just confused and is now embarrassed about the mix up (since you guys have made fun of her ALL day long) She is a great person and friend and I can assure you that she wouldn't make up lies, this is a women who is well respected in her community. | ||
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LMAO after reading through this thread, I am now singing Brad paisley's song "online"... I'm so much cooler online..... Lemony I always knew you were a fake, no one could be that damn lemony-ish. Clementines?!  How awful of you...Who's making the "I support Jareds Mommy" graphics? Jacob Brycen 3.1.05 | ||
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How do you confuse a Ford pick up with a Hummer?
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Man that took hours! No need to change names and act like a friend. We don't hate...we are just giggling....come back as yourself and giggle, and explain yourself, no harm, no foul! :D | ||
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It didn't take too long for Jessica to figure it out! | ||
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You can confuse a Hummer and a F150 by not looking in the driveway to see which truck your dh took to work. That is how, she OWNS a hummer AND a Ford truck. How hard is that to understand? | ||
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How do you confuse a Ford pick up with a Hummer? That is what I was thinking.
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Ok so funFamily...are you really Jareds mommy...I think so anyone else? Oh and if she is SOOOOO confused then why won't she say why she was lying about the vehicle? | ||
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Tell her that it's okay. We make fun of anyone and everyone. It's like an initiation. We're just thickening her skin. She should thank us. | ||
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Who's making the "I support Jareds Mommy" graphics?
I WANT ONE! PUUUULEASE? | ||
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I'm confused as to how you confuse a Hummer and a pickup? Kathryn | ||
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