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I would be like "Wow, I can't beleive you guys are trying for #2 so soon!" You have to tell her. Imagine if she sends it to the grandparents or uses it as her birth announcement in the paper (which she sort of already has done). Could you live yourself knowing what you know right now (as I suck back a few chortles here)? This was seriously the best thread I have ever seen on BB. Thank you so much for the laugh. And for those of you who could not figure out how to get the pic link, here ya go: | ||
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Oh just send it with a big arrow pointing to it. THen tell her that you would like to pretend it never happened and will never speak of it again. Wait one week, send DF a tiny crocheted hat and tell him his head looked cold in the pic he sent
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I can't figure out the angle... Dang! IT has to be right in the lens. Cami Losing weight to TTC a brother or sister for DS!!!  | ||
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Either he's really flexible, or that camera just has a great zoom feature. Either way, WTF? Does anybody else have the "Jaws" theme song playing in their heads? Nope? Just me? .............Right. Carry on. Morgan~proud Army wife and mommy to...   | ||
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What happens if the penis sees his shadow? Does that mean there will be 6 more weeks of winter? | ||
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ohhhh new idea! Geoduck
naked mole rat
YOUR DF's penis 'nuf said!
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OOHH I haven't laughed this hard since the Small Black Aunts thread!!! Seriously, you HAVE to tell her! About him standing at attention while she bf's.... If it were my DH then just seeing my bare boobs before I got the baby latched would be enough to raise his flag. I think I would take the simple approach and send her an email that said "Um, you did know there is a penis in your picture right? ~Lynn  | ||
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Still haven't talked to her. We go from laughing til we're crying to totally creeped out and thinking WTF. Some are wondering about the angle, here's the original pic with mom's face and boob blacked out. http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm239/Awwwwkward/Weird3.jpg | ||
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Since you and dh have never met him, that's quite the introduction. I can only imagine the actual face to face meeting. How could you not just bust out laughing, or reach down and shake his penis? This is the funniest thread of any board I've been on, ever! I love the 1st comment after the picture: "not a geoduck" Cracked my a$$ up!
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What was the look on the girl's face? Was she just acting like the lil' guy's not coming after her? Hmmm...makes you wonder what's really going on in all those pics people send out? valerie Brayden 02-25-04 Bailey 06-08-07 | ||
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"What happens if the penis sees his shadow? Does that mean there will be 6 more weeks of winter?" No ... worse ... six more weeks of PENIS. - Rita Jack 04/18/05 Tom 11/29/06 *formerly ritaped* | ||
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Seriously, there aren't enough Melissa This grilled cheese sandwich has mayonnaise in it! What?!  | ||
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Ok, now seeing the orignal pic, I still don't get how they didn't mean to send it? How could you miss that? How could you not notice your df's penis taking up the bottom third of your pic, and aimed at your crotch no less? Weird, but still endlessly funny.
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His aim seems to be right on target. Shelly "When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace." -Jimi Hendrix | ||
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You know, you could have just had your husband email me back and tell me without posting my picture for the WHOLE WORLD to see! I can't believe the nerve of some people!!! | ||
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There is no way they could have missed that! No freakin way....maybe they are freaks and did it on purpose?? or maybe they sent the wrong picture? ~~~~~Allyson~~~~~ DS #1 7-24-04 DS #2 7-21-07 Edited Apr-7 by Allycat_3 | ||
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DH says it's a fake!  
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Ok, now I'm just speechless after seeing the actual picture. How do you miss that?! -Bridget- Mom to Finnegan Seamus 11.03.06 and Esme Violet 3.31.08  | ||
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Ok, the lighting seems so weird. I know it is the flash causing the shadow but I don't get how he was standing/sitting/lying/reclining.... Cami Losing weight to TTC a brother or sister for DS!!! | ||
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Ok, I have a new theory. They are swingers, and this is their "How YOU doin'?" invitation.
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Sorry, couldn't help myself
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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO That is the funniest thing ever. No way. Lynn 
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Sorry but I call BS on that pic!!  **Melissa**    | ||
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I don't know if it is fake or not...but odd. As for PP who is saying that stuff I am thinking she is joking. Cami Losing weight to TTC a brother or sister for DS!!! | ||
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OMG, that's too funny! Thank you, I needed the laugh. There is no way they didn't see THAT before they sent it out. I think he took it by having the camera near his lap and probably did it on purpose. Strange... Check my profile for my favorite GPT sites!
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LMBO!!! This thread made my day. Glad I got to see it before it gets deleted Lindsay Mom to Macy and Mackenzie I don’t talk trash. I talk smack. They’re totally different. -The Office | ||
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To be fake they have to be really good at photoshopping in shadows. Also, what I don't understand is where the angle of the light is coming from? From the right side so he would have to be lying on his side and taking it or something.... Cami Losing weight to TTC a brother or sister for DS!!! | ||
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Yeah after seeing the whole picture I don't see how anyone could have missed that. This has to be a joke. Carrie
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Even if it is faked...this is still my favorite BH thread.
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Was the email worded in any way that would indicate this was some sort of joke? Shelly "When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace." -Jimi Hendrix | ||
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Just out of curiosity, how did you manage to miss that the first time you saw the photo? Melissa This grilled cheese sandwich has mayonnaise in it! What?! | ||
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It doesn't look to me like they were about to dtd, she is fully dressed. Was he laying the camera on his lap to take the pic? WTF?!! Andrea
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Yeah, let us see the email. Ok, I am sitting in the recliner on my couch imagining that IF I were a man (lol) with an erect penis hanging out (more lol!) and my wife was across the room from me I could possibly get all the "parts" in that pic. Mel BREASTFED BABY, STICK AROUND FOR THE SHOW! | ||
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Plausible scenario~ DF being an immature idiot does it on purpose thinking it's funny how his junk is aiming for her. He also takes some shots minus his naked mole rat.
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This is the funniest thread I've seen on BBC in a while. I'm not sure if the picture is real, fake whatever. Wicked funny nonetheless. OK if it is real, maybe she attached the wrong file in her email? Edited Apr-7 by Mommy2Lil'Yvette | ||
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Was the email worded in any way that would indicate this was some sort of joke? No. She sent 5 separate emails, with 4 pictures each because the file sizes were so large. She only wrote in the first email, the other four just had pictures. I swear this isn't fake. Its really put us in an awkward situation. DH is going to say something, but we're just waiting on a call back. If she doesn't call him back, I'll email her and let her know. | ||
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maybe he has like....a disfigured thumb......or something. just got it in front of the lens. | ||
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OK...someone's DH needs to step up and try to recreate the picture! ~Lynn | ||
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You totally need to take the Perez Hilton style white "marker" to the pic, draw some, er, stuff coming out of it, and email it back to them!! or reach down and shake his penis Funniest visual EVER!!!
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A disfigured thumb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cami Losing weight to TTC a brother or sister for DS!!! | ||
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Thanks OP .. After all the tears shead today I needed Tears from laughing..  | ||
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OMG! LOL Yea, I'd say something......... And for those who ask how can he have an erection, the wind can blow the right way and guys will pop a stiffy........ | ||
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dude, mine already volunteered. i told him 'no friggin way' besides, my youngest is 3 and i'm not going to breastfeed the cat to recreate it. | ||
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OK...someone's DH needs to step up and try to recreate the picture! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! Mel BREASTFED BABY, STICK AROUND FOR THE SHOW! | ||
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And for those who ask how can he have an erection, the wind can blow the right way and guys will pop a stiffy....... but..... pants would cover that right?   | ||
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Just out of curiosity, how did you manage to miss that the first time you saw the photo? Because the photos were huge. She didn't resize so it took up more than the whole screen. So DH saw that it was her boobs and got weirded out. We didn't keep scrolling. | ||
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Was it a bulk email to a lot of people or just to you? I can't stop laughing. After seeing the whole pic, I don't get the angle either. It's either the largest penis ever or definatly immature guy doing it on purpose. valerie Brayden 02-25-04 Bailey 06-08-07 | ||
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is this an ex girlfriend of DH's? She could be sending him a message that she is finally over him. | ||
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This is the best thread I have ever seen. I'm waiting to see the pic in someone's siggy.
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I am thinking it is odd that she even sent a breastfeeding pic. i mean this is an old girl friend of your dh's, right? Why would she just send that out to him and his wife??? weird all around. Cami Losing weight to TTC a brother or sister for DS!!! | ||
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Maybe he's like one of those weird people who take pics of their reflective items to sell on ebay while naked, so you can see them naked in the picture? I am still laughing hysterically...this woman is probably going to die when she finds out what she emailed. Just out of curiosity, did she just send the email to you or are there other email addresses in the list?   | ||
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omg Sugarpants.. I am roflmao Shannon Ava 5-04 Delaney 10-06
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thumb?? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL valerie Brayden 02-25-04 Bailey 06-08-07 | ||
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Okay, I'm back to Melissa This grilled cheese sandwich has mayonnaise in it! What?! | ||
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I am thinking it is odd that she even sent a breastfeeding pic. i mean this is an old girl friend of your dh's, right? Why would she just send that out to him and his wife??? weird all around. Not an ex. Just a girl that's a friend. I've met her. She's really sweet. Nothing to get worked up over. DH just wasn't expecting to see her boob. It doesn't bother me that she sent it. Baby's just eating. | ||
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They've probably already received a call about the penis in the picture and are no longer answering the phone. Shelly "When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace." -Jimi Hendrix | ||
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yeah, but people really don't take pictures of their kid breastfeeding and then share them. it is not wrong, but uncommon. | ||
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Maybe he was going for some sort of tripod to steady the camera. Rebecca, I'd pay good money to see a recreation with your dh, you and the cat. The cat part made me LOL - that might be the ultimate DIY lolcat. Someone once said a million monkeys using a million keyboards could reproduce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Thanks to MySpace, we now know that to be entirely false. | ||
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My stomach hurts from laughing so much. This is the funniest thread EVER!!!
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Oh MAN.... I just feel so bad for her! At the same time I can't stop laughing!!! But I really do feel bad! CHELSEA | ||
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I don't think this smiley ~Lynn | ||
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OH, I get it... I thought she was an EX. I didn't read enough. Still I think it sort of an odd pic to send out unless you knew the person well. Maybe she felt comfortable cause she knew you breastfed or something... Cami Losing weight to TTC a brother or sister for DS!!! | ||
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dh says it's a total photoshop and he's now going to take a pic of his penis, photoshop it and it's shadow into random pics. Like "Here's my new office........and ma penis" "Look, it's our hotel in Vegas.........and ma PENIS" He won't really do it because he knows I'd totally post them. | ||
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See they do all look the same!
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Just out of curiosity, did she just send the email to you or are there other email addresses in the list? We're the only address she sent it too. Baby was born in September. We've been trying to get in touch with her (emails, phonecalls) and haven't had any luck. She randomly called a few days ago. DH talked to her a while and she said she would send pictures. | ||
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So, can we change it to where "PP" now stands for "penis picture"? Man, I took some Tylenol simply sleep and I'm about to crash. I sooooooo don't want to miss this thread! Morgan~proud Army wife and mommy to... | ||
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See they do all look the same! uh, no they don't, lol. | ||
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Ok, then...if it is a fake...who made it? OP? The girl? Why??? Why would the girl do that? And, why to that pic?? Cami Losing weight to TTC a brother or sister for DS!!! | ||
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I am thinking it is odd that she even sent a breastfeeding pic. i mean this is an old girl friend of your dh's, right? Why would she just send that out to him and his wife??? weird all around. I was wondering this as well. You can't really see the babe's face and she looks pretty well endowed (as does he...) so basically she just sent a pic of her boob to her ex boyfriend?
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Perhaps we need a penis picture comparison thread. After all this is the bargain board and comparing is key! Shelly "When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace." -Jimi Hendrix | ||
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Stop looking for conspiracies and just enjoy the hilarity! - Rita Jack 04/18/05 Tom 11/29/06 *formerly ritaped* | ||
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Sugar Pants, Oh my gosh, you're killin me. This thread is a riot and you just topped the whole thing. I'm picturing a family vacation slide show right about now.   | ||
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My DH said he's not having any part in any of this LOL! !! He looked once and spit out his soda then shook his head and left the room. He ocassionally just looks back at me and shakes his head LOL!
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Where is mom looking in the pic? Is she smiling at the baby? Smiling at the camera? Or smiling at the penis?
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Forget the insanely wierd oenis picture, I really want to see someone breastfeed a cat! valerie Brayden 02-25-04 Bailey 06-08-07 | ||
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ITA...breastfeed a cat! Cami Losing weight to TTC a brother or sister for DS!!! | ||
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Where is mom looking in the pic? Is she smiling at the baby? Smiling at the camera? Or smiling at the penis? Mom is looking at her son. If the dang penis wasn't in it, it would be nice photo. | ||
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Oh My! You could always send back the pic with an email saying it looks like they will have to wait several years to see if their ds looks like his father. Sue  | ||
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NO>>>> Wait! Scratch that. I just google images on that one and you don't want to know! Cami Losing weight to TTC a brother or sister for DS!!! | ||
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OMG OMG OMG! That pic is gonna be stuck in my head for a long time. THEN I'm gonna think about bfing a CAT. Sara
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What a FREAK!!! If dh was sitting there with an erect penis watching me nurse our child I'd send him off to the bathroom and tell him not to come out until the matter was taken care of! That is just so gross! As for the set up of the photo I think I may have it figured out. They must be swingers and there are two men there. Her dh and then the "friend". Lets say "friend was laying on his back, feet towards nursing mommy. Now dh is laying down....kinda accross "friend's" face...not sure if he's clothed or not....but facing towards "friend's" erect penis AND nursing wife and takes the photo. That's gotta be it. Edited Apr-7 by travelfamily | ||
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WTF??! Ok, now I'm worried...DHis seriously *always* naked....makes me wonder if there are any random penises in DS's baby pictures...  | ||
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LMAO! That CAN'T be a mistake! OMG! | ||
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just post a link to your photos and the bb ladies will let you know!! | ||
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When I did an image search I found this. Totally unrelated...but still funny!! ~Lynn | ||
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Three best posts on this thread: "but why would he have an erection while taking pictures of his girlfriend breastfeeding? And why is his schlong outside his pants? What kind of person is this?" "Where is mom looking in the pic? Is she smiling at the baby? Smiling at the camera? Or smiling at the schlong?
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OMF... That has to be Photoshopped? If not, where are his legs? I the think the penis and shadow wewre added in. I am going with the swinger invitation theory... Kasey - formerly Carter&Violet'sMami Carter Grant - July 2003 Violet Jane - January 2007 IT'S A BOY! - debuting July 2008! | ||
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OMF... That has to be Photoshopped? If not, where are his legs? I the think the penis and shadow wewre added in. I am going with the swinger invitation theory... They are on the west coast. We are on the east coast. Haven't seen her in a few years. | ||
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I wanna see the pic... this thread is worthless without visuals... are you emailing it? Where is it? Julie | ||
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Oh just send it with a big arrow pointing to it. THen tell her that you would like to pretend it never happened and will never speak of it again. Wait one week, send DF a tiny crocheted hat and tell him his head looked cold in the pic he sent OMG..I am DYING over here...LMBO!!! This is the FUNNIEST THREAD EVER!
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http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/4/7/wontopenmamo128520985772812500.jpg I made a cat BF-ing lolcat, but I can't figure out how to post it! Copying isn't working..... | ||
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page 2 or 3 I think had the links...there's 2 links, one with the cropped pic and another one with just the faces blacked out. formerly known as lovemy2boys+1girl | ||
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