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An old friend of DH's had a baby last year. She just sent an email with pictures of the baby. One of the pictures was of her breastfeeding.. A little surprising to dh, but no big deal. I was looking at the pictures again tonight, getting ready to reply when I caught something that we missed the first time. Her DF's penis is in full display in the picture!
We're not sure if we should say something or just keep quiet. I don't know if she just doesn't realize that its there or what. I almost want to say something to her, just to keep her from embarrassing herself by sending it to other people. WWYD? | ||
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it's hard to give advice without seeing the picture. please scan it in and post it so we can be better judges
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I'd probably just not say anything, that sounds pretty embarassing either way- I don't understand how she could not notice that before she sent it out. but....ummm...lets see the picture.  | ||
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Are you sure it's a penis? There was a picture posted here a while back with a questionable item in it. It was thought to be anywhere from a crack pipe to a pepsi glass. Maybe it isn't what you think it is. | ||
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How bout just reply back "Hey, what's that in the far right corner?" | ||
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LMAO, my immediate thought was "post the picture" !!
Hmmm, well it's too late if they've sent it to lots of people. I thought at first I would say something, but since it's too late, probably not. Who took the picture if she was bf'ing and he was naked??? Karen | ||
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Email her and tell her thanks for sharing.. then tell her that your dhs is WAY bigger! LOL. I can't believe you now know what his junk looks like! | ||
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I love seeing BFing pics, so sweet. Anywho please post the pic so we can judge.  | ||
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I would ask what was showing in the picture. Why would someone take the picture of a someone breastfeeding with a naked man in the room? weird. who is taking the picture?
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Unless they had a tripod, I wonder who took the picture for them? I hope it wasn't one of their parents! Sheesh! | ||
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LOL, that is hilarious! It reminds me of the nipple episode on Seinfeld. | ||
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Post a link to the pic scanned into a random photobucket account. Elisa | ||
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Are you SURE it wasn't just a naked mole rat? I think you better post the pic so we can judge. Even for 5 minutes then you can delete it. | ||
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This thread means nothing without pics!! LOL Cami
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Depending on how close you are, I might send a response back with something say ... "Be careful who you send Pic#xyz too. ;-)" That way they can look at it and figure it out and you don't have to actually say anything about it. | ||
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i want to see the pic! my friend sent me a pic with her boobies all exposed once (not breastfeeding). I did tell her because it was NASTY! Once Trailor Trash, Now High Class! | ||
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He's taking the picture. And its 100% his penis. Its just a really awkward situation to be in!
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wait, so DF was taking the pic? was there a mirror behind her? you MUST MUST MUST share!
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did he take the pic, not realizing his junk would be shown in a mirror?? | ||
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I hope he was at least flacid. Jake (August 22, 2000), Ben (March 3, 2004)
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Not a mole rat! A geoduck. Perhaps their pet geoduck was on the loose. ~amy I'll be your best friend if you read my blog | ||
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Oh my gosh, that is hilarious. I want to see this pictures. Black out eyes and boobs and give us a link!
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Okay, I took most of the picture out. Enjoy. Ewww.
http://s297.photobucket.com/albums/mm239/Awwwwkward/?action=tageditmany | ||
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I am not in any way near interested in seeing my friend's SO's junk. I would say "Is that a penis in the corner or are you just happy to e-mail me?" and then say "I want to see more pics of the baby and less of your DF's junk!." Lil | ||
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I'm so curious, but the link isn't working. I would probably mention something to my friend though. How embarassing! I may have to stay up past my bedtime hoping you post a new link. Randall
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OMG! How could she miss that? I am LMAO I figured it would be just a shadow but there it is UP front and center. LOL
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Oh my That is most certainly not a geoduck. ~Good luck with that one. ~amy I'll be your best friend if you read my blog | ||
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Um, that's insane. How can you miss that? Randall
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OMG, you've got to say something! | ||
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For anyone interested since the link doesn't work, just go to Photobucket and search for the user
Seriously how would you miss that?? It has to be a joke right? Carrie
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LMAO!
~Cake~ DS 08~25~02
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ugh. erase everything after the awwwkward/ part and you can see the pic. yikes. the NBF did that on purpose. that was no accident. and he looks at full command to me. what a perv.
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OMG!! Umm... yep, it's a penis!! LMAO!! I would totally say something! She must have new mom brain! I would send it back, and say "you might want to edit this" LOL... my dh would DIE if he did this!!  | ||
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lmao. omg, you must tell us how this ends. I liked the "happy to email me" comment. oh boy, how embarassing. | ||
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WTH! how in the world did your friend not see that in the picture she sent you.  | ||
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It's not showing up, I just get Photobuckets home page. Please try again for us sickos Jake (August 22, 2000), Ben (March 3, 2004)
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Wow! Maybe they clicked the wrong file when emailing it and thought it was a different pic they were sending...I always double check and look at the actual image I've attached. How close are you as friends? If it was a good friend I think I'd say something. Please update us and let us know if you say anything! Julie Matthew-12/6/02.........Lauren-8/11/05................Camryn-11/30/06 Baby #4 due August 07, 2008!! Yay! | ||
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I haven't read any replies, but I would TOTALLY say something!!! I would hope that a good friend would do the same for me, too. I'd probably word it, "The baby is beautiful....Just want you to know that we're seeing a bit more of Bob in this picture than he might want us to, though...."
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HOLY CRAP? Ok, how in the world do you even get at the right angle to get a shot like that? Yikes! Mel BREASTFED BABY, STICK AROUND FOR THE SHOW! | ||
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Ok, My first instinct is to laugh my a$$ off but then I think, why the hell does he have a boner while watching his wife breastfeed thier newborn? And then to take a photo and send it? They would have HAD to have noticed that. I am still laughing though Jake (August 22, 2000), Ben (March 3, 2004)
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I am a dirty, dirty girl!! I just laughed so hard that cinammon twist came out of my nose.
You have to say something to her. What if she forwards that to her mom?! I'm looking for real advice to separate church, state and mcdonalds. | ||
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Everyone is saying it is so obvious, but I'm guessing that is just a tiny little portion of the pic the OP zoomed in on so she could cut out baby and mom. The baby and mom are probably the main focus of the pic...this is just probably down at the bottom of the pic...am I right OP or is it really right there in your face?? Julie Matthew-12/6/02.........Lauren-8/11/05................Camryn-11/30/06 Baby #4 due August 07, 2008!! Yay! | ||
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Hmm, depending on how close you are, I'd probably try to send something a bit light hearted as some other posters mentioned. I mean this could not have been intentional could it??? Thats crazy
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OMFG I am dying over here...that picture!
I would probably reply with something like: "Thanks for showing us a picture of your DC, and where he came from!" ROFLMAO I am in hysterics! 
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Maybe it was in the morning and he couldn't help it.
~Cake~ DS 08~25~02
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That is freaking hilarious!!! How could you not notice that? And why was he "hanging out" while taking pics of the new baby? I bet they've already sent the pics to lots of people. But either way you gotta tell them just in case no one has caught it....like you could miss it!! LMAO!
Sky- SAH Homeschooling Mama to dd 7, dd 5.5, ds 3, & dd 10 mo | ||
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but why would he have an erection while taking pictures of his girlfriend breastfeeding? And why is his penis outside his pants? What kind of person is this?
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OMG!!!! How could you not see that!!! Good luck with whatever you decide to do!! | ||
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OMG!!!!!! Cami
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I know she cropped the pic but come on they had to still notice that! lol | ||
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I go from thinking "perv" to laughing my butt off!
Cami
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THAT is hilarious! you definitely need to say something to her before she sends the picture out to more people! | ||
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"but why would he have an erection while taking pictures of his girlfriend breastfeeding? And why is his penis outside his pants? What kind of person is this?"
I don't know why, but this post cracked me up more than the picture itself. HAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm looking for real advice to separate church, state and mcdonalds. | ||
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Also, it should be noted that right now, someone is clicking on the report thread function, and all our fun will go poof.
I'm looking for real advice to separate church, state and mcdonalds. | ||
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Maybe they were getting ready to dtd and the baby woke up and wanted to eat? Then they decided it would be a great opportunity for a picture and just didn't think about his little friend? Carrie
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"but why would he have an erection while taking pictures of his girlfriend breastfeeding? And why is his penis outside his pants? What kind of person is this?"
I don't know why, but this post cracked me up more than the picture itself. HAHAHAHAHA!!! Me too, I'm dyin' over here! lmao | ||
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DH has tried to call her twice. No answer either time. They were really close in high school, but haven't kept in very close contact since then. DH still considers her a good friend. We've never met the guy.
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I'm with the rest of the gals... how in the heck does someone miss that? It has to be a joke? Sick... but maybe??? I mean with the baby in the picture it's just so not funny but... I dont even know? ew? Say something!!!
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OMFG- There is no mistaking that. WTH? Who would do that? I would send her an email but I would probably not be too kind. Something like "You know, I know we are good friends but I should tell you right now that I didn't realize you were an exhibitionist of your df's penis. To each her own but I honestly did not need visual proof."
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Did they send the pic on April fool's? Weird!! Julie Matthew-12/6/02.........Lauren-8/11/05................Camryn-11/30/06 Baby #4 due August 07, 2008!! Yay! | ||
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I literally laughed out loud when I saw that. Thank you so much OP for actually having the guts to post that!
PS - That's the closest I've come to one of those in a loooooooong time. I think you made my day. ;) | ||
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OMG!!!!! That's horrible!!!!! My husband doesn't walk around nude or get woodies while watching me breastfeed, but if for some odd freak accident he took a picture where his willy played a supporting role and I sent it to friends and family....I would be mortified!!!! He would be too and I doubt we would have any family dinners for a loooong time, too embarrassing.  | ||
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I can't stop laughing. Um, do they clip a lot of coupons? 'Cause it's pretty hard not to notice an erection in your baby pictues! | ||
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That is def a pecker!! and ditto this post "Ok, My first instinct is to laugh my a$$ off but then I think, why the hell does he have a boner while watching his wife breastfeed thier newborn? And then to take a photo and send it? They would have HAD to have noticed that. I am still laughing though
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And just also, I know some people are going to say on here that they could dtd while dc is in the room, could dtd while dc was looking at them and whatever but wth kind of man could maintain an erection while looking at his baby breastfeeding LONG enough to go get a camera, turn it on, and get a picture? The moment has passed dude, LET IT GO! Its been said before but it needs to be said again, WTH?
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LMAO! I would say something....and never let them live it down.
Glenda
Life is a journey and only you hold the map.
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I don't think that we can properly advise you without first seeing the photo! I wonder if that is an accurate recap of how they got the baby??? YOu did say her DF right? I really need to see the pic! I'm trying to figure out how a pic of her nursing the baby has her DF's penis in the shot Melissa (formerly 3men&1lil'lady) Proud mommy DD 7~06 DS 8~04, DS 9~00, DS 12~95
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I would like to add that that bad boy is aimed just right. It's like he's going in for the kill!
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LOLOLOLOL That was hilarious!!! LOLOLOLOL | ||
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This is officially my favorite thread ever.
-Bridget-
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I seriously just peed my pants. This whole thread is too funny. That is definitely a penis in the picture. So gross that he had wood when she was breastfeeding. I love the "where his willy plays a supporting role" comment. I started crying I was laughing so hard. I needed a good laugh, thanks!   | ||
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This is great! I haven't laughed this hard in forever!!! I've gotta know what she said when you told her. Have you talked to her yet?!
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Ok, My first instinct is to laugh my a$$ off but then I think, why the hell does he have a boner while watching his wife breastfeed thier newborn? And then to take a photo and send it? They would have HAD to have noticed that. OMG! LMAO!!! This sums it all up for me! My DH never got hard watching me nurse. I would reply to teh email with the picture and say "so eaxactly how big is DF's di@k? I can't quite tell by the pic. oh and tell him thanks for the salute!
Melissa (formerly 3men&1lil'lady) Proud mommy DD 7~06 DS 8~04, DS 9~00, DS 12~95
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LOL. I read your OP wrong the first time. I read 'ds" not "DF". Oh good lord, that does change things. LMAO!! I think your DH needs to call his friend out about sending a pic of his JUNK! LOL!! Kerry, mom to 2 great kids Kyran 11-30-03 & Charnai 1-5-93
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PLEASE let this end up on MDU! Please! This thread deserves it's own blog and a shrine to show off the pic! LMAO!!!!
Melissa (formerly 3men&1lil'lady) Proud mommy DD 7~06 DS 8~04, DS 9~00, DS 12~95
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The pic is funny!! I am still laughing out loud!!
BUT I also think it is TOOOO funny how we all just HAD to see that pic to get the right idea!! LOL!!!! LOL!!! Dh thinks I am crazy!! | ||
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WTF? ~~~~~Allyson~~~~~ DS #1 7-24-04 DS #2 7-21-07 | ||
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Write her back and say, "Awww, I love the pictures of your precious baby, but my favorite was the head shot!" | ||
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LMAO! I would say something....and never let them live it down.
Totally what I was thinking! If it were one of my friends I could never call, I'd be laughing way too hard to make any sort of sense. Just send an email saying something like "Thanks...but no thanks!" Eeeeeewwwwww.....my eyes! This is the funniest thread in the history of BBC! valerie Brayden 02-25-04 Bailey 06-08-07 | ||
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Head shot! 
I am way to immature for this thread! | ||
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Maybe this is the same dude who had the boner in the prom picture. | ||
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I just showed the picture to my husband (who is also laughing his butt off at this) and we can't figure out the angle. Was he laying down? Seated accross from her? I mean ... the dang thing is casting a SHADOW. Maybe we need to get the ladies from the photography board to take a look at this.
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So, uhem, the dad is lying on his back? -- just trying to get the layout here....he's needs to take some classes from Wendy!
My guess is that the baby woke up too before they could dtd. I guess junior is ensuring that there are no siblings any time soon, lol. | ||
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I am crying with laughter right now LOL!
Melissa (formerly 3men&1lil'lady) Proud mommy DD 7~06 DS 8~04, DS 9~00, DS 12~95
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Write her back and say, "Awww, I love the pictures of your precious baby, but my favorite was the head shot!" OMG......that is the funniest comment!!! My hubby is watching the KU game and had to come see what I was laughing about. I wonder if she mass emailed the photo. Her grandparents will love it!!!
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I mean ... the dang thing is casting a SHADOW.
Oh, good lord... I am dying here! -Bridget-
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I'm totally LMBO right now...hilarious!!! formerly known as lovemy2boys+1girl  | ||
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You should highlight the penis and mail her the pic back (anon of course) She will be embarassed but at least she won't have to explain anything to anyone.
That is kinda funny. Maybe he was "taking care of himself" and she likes to watch? I would be mortified though! | ||
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Ok - I've laughed at a lot of things on BB, but this one takes the cake! NO doubt that he is either 1) turned on by mama bf, or 2) got interrupted before they could dtd. Either way, he happened to have a camera close by and could still stand at attention? Weird angle too - I agree. You HAVE to tell her...and I love the pp comment about seeing some of df's head in the pic. lol I'd never forget this thread!! | ||
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ya'll, this is sooo wrong. SMH!
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ROFL Maybe they DID send it out to everyone. Now they've realized it and that's why they won't answer the phone. | ||
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OMG!!! I just spit on myself. Dh- what are you looking at? Me- another man's penis.  | ||
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OMG! I SO needed a good laugh tonight, thanks OP!
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