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I totally agree with your post that they sent the wrong picture. When I first got home from the hospital and was breastfeeding my newborn every hour, I hardly wore a bra. No one came over and my dh would snap away pictures. I'd tell him, "you better delete the ones where you see my boobs". | ||
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do any of you remember the video of the Japanese woman breastfeeding the cat? you can search on it. ouch!   | ||
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Thanks ladies!!! Thanks alot! It's been at least 2 months since I had to suck on my thingy! Now i was laughing so hard I had to run for it and suck as hard as I could! You should be ashamed! Where are your minds I was talking about this Melissa (formerly 3men&1lil'lady) Proud mommy DD 7~06 DS 8~04, DS 9~00, DS 12~95
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Wow, I was thinking, "Sarcasm is a dude?"  | ||
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Was there a high demand for penis pancakes?? valerie Brayden 02-25-04 Bailey 06-08-07 | ||
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Nope, all woman, although my boobies aren't very perky after BF'ing 3 kids
 Melissa (formerly 3men&1lil'lady) Proud mommy DD 7~06 DS 8~04, DS 9~00, DS 12~95
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No way that's Photoshopped. I do a bit of graphics work and it's about impossible to get shadows to look natural. You cannot remove a shadow from one background and place it onto another without taking the background with it, since they're semi-pajamas in the shadow. That pic is absolutely legit. Which brings me to... WTF?!?!?
Kara ~ Proud mommy to ~ Matthew James, Khaled Thomas, Kaden Franco & Zayna Ann  Edited Apr-7 by Jesterette | ||
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 Shelly "When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace." -Jimi Hendrix | ||
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Okay so the pic I saw didn't include a baby... just a penis. So hmmm... I think I would remain silent on this one... see what comes next. You need some way of emailing back with 'nice pic' but in a way that says "i saw IT"... KWIM? Then see what the response is. Maybe even have the pic in your reply. Julie PS I like the tiny hat idea lol ETA... photoshopp a smily with a clown nose on it when you email it back... Edited Apr-7 by chunky_choc_milk | ||
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O.M.G. This was so funny! I don't think I've laughed this hard in a loooooooong time! Thank you so much for sharing, OP. Elisa | ||
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I don't see how she could miss her DH's penis on display in pictures she sends out. I mean, it is pretty obvious. How could it stick up that far if he was taking the picture at eye level. Do you think he was sitting or standing? Are you sure it is his penis or someone else's that just got in the way? I don't understand why his penis is out in the first place or anyone elses! Edited Apr-7 by LittleLoveBug21 | ||
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OMFGosh!!! I'm late checking back on this thread and boy did I was I suprised. They had to have sent it by mistake, the penis is so obvious. Hilarious and embarassing!!   | ||
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Just tell her you thought the picture ('penis') was overexposed and underdeveloped. *thread is hilarious!! ~Abbey | ||
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Ok...so had to check out the women breastfeeding her cat....and yes...a little disturbing. | ||
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EEW snuffaluffagus' are yucky.LOL   | ||
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Enter the debate that it's a circ'd penis I just have no idea how in the hell that got in there. And he's hard while she's feeding the baby. Gross. Just gross. Maybe you need to send him some real porn
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. That thing will frighten the child!
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maybe breastfeeding just takes so darn long that the poor guy was bored and figured he would kill some time. He was wacking his monkey and playing around with the camera and the pic mistakenly got sent out. | ||
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My DH says it was intentionally sent. Also, some quips: His dowsing rod is right on for milk. Probably had the boner before the breastfeeding? I hope so. | ||
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WTH!!!! RIP Barbara | ||
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Funniest thread EVER! Thanks for the laughs! Shari  | ||
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OMG!!! This is what I miss while on a cvs run. I was laughing so hard it woke DH up. Best thread in a long time.  | ||
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well, there's nothing to convey things better than a poem..... We're glad to hear that you doing so well Pictures of your baby sure were swell New babies are such a joy to have about Now tell your husband to put on some pants 'cause his penis is hanging out | ||
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So is he laying on his back penis straight up watching her nurse and clicking pic? Julie | ||
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We're glad to hear that you doing so well Pictures of your baby sure were swell New babies are such a joy to have about Now tell your husband to put on some pants 'cause his penis is hanging out I just choked on a pretzel! | ||
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How about ... "Thanks for the pic... Nice to see your BF can "rise" to the occasion and offer you full support on bfing." Julie | ||
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This thread better be here in the morning! PUH-leeze bbc gods, do not delete!!!!! | ||
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This thread better be here in the morning! PUH-leeze bbc gods, do not delete!!!!!
Sky- SAH Homeschooling Mama to dd 7, dd 5.5, ds 3, & dd 10 mo | ||
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Part of my is laughing hysterically because how could you NOT know a penis is in your picture before you send it out. The other part of me thinks.... wtf that's gross! | ||
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I am so glad that I logged on tonight!! This has got to be the funniest thread I have ever read. LMAO at the crocheted hat comment. Thanks OP, you deserve some sort of medal for posting this one!!! Jen (formerly mommy2madison&tyce) | ||
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Between this and the KU game I don't know if I'm going to be able to sleep tonight. Too freaking funny. | ||
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Re-created with a ruler and no nursing baby! It is possible!  | ||
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I really think that poem needs to be sent!!  Rebecca | ||
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LMAO!!! I was going to do the exact same thing with a wooden spoon! Only I was going to take a picture of DH passed out on the couch. ~Lynn  | ||
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No. Way. I don't understand #1 why you would send a pic of yourself BF'ing out to people (no bashing, I BF'd but don't want our man friends seeing my girls) and #2 HOW YOU COULD NOT NOTICE YOUR HUSBANDS JUNK IN THE PICTURE! Oh. My. God. Mortifying! Seriously, this is the craziest thing I have ever heard.
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I was hoping you could see the inches, but the flash whited them out! I was standing on a book to make me about 5'10 because the taller you are the more likely to get that angle. I really need to go to bed! This is just too funny! Shari | ||
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OP, any word from the friend? When I asked DH if he'd volunteer to see what angle works, he said no!! And we don't have a cat anyway. He did ask if the woman asked her DF to take a picture with his Can(n)on. And I can't get this song "Do you see what I see?" out of my head now. Especially this part: A star, a star, dancing in the night ~Abbey | ||
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Sigh things you will see only on the bargain board.... this is what keeps me here. Julie | ||
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The ruler is kinda creepin me out! Kinda like a spoof of the real thing, like those cheesy horror movies. Now with the Jaws background music we can have our very own BH low budget porn spoof movie in theatres soon....what would be a good name???? valerie Brayden 02-25-04 Bailey 06-08-07 | ||
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OH MY! Dh keeps telling me to stop laughing so loud. This is so wrong and soooo funny. "Sleep - I like it!" BH 3/08 | ||
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OMG, a simulation. You guys are awesome. I am still waiting for the breastfeeding cat. (Ok, I laugh just typing that.) ETA: I just realized that in trying to save these people from a few friends and family members seeing it, it has now been exposed to the entire BH community and possibly immortalized on the web forever. Breastfeeding, $0 Someone once said a million monkeys using a million keyboards could reproduce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Thanks to MySpace, we now know that to be entirely false. |
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OMG! This is the funniest thread I've ever read! "New babies are such a joy to have about Seriously I almost spit out my wine. LOL!!! I told DH (it took awhile I was laughing so hard) and he said "Well, thats straight and to the point!". Wait a minute, OP- Didn't you say that this guy was your friend's DF? As in, fiancee? As in, not married yet but getting married?!? LMAO! How on earth will you keep a straight face if you go to the wedding???  You don't scare me- I coach cheerleading! | ||
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Uh-oh. I think this just turned into another poo haiku thread.
Mama and baby bonding- stare in each other's eyes. Watch out! A penis!!!  | ||
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Thanks for the updated link. That is a definite ooooopppps! WOW! Betsy | ||
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Am I the only one who thinks it's weird that she sent a pic of her breastfeeding??? That fact is being overlooked due to the penis in the pic!! She HAD to have attached the wrong pic!! PLEASE UPDATE IF YOU TALK TO HER!! Julie Matthew-12/6/02.........Lauren-8/11/05................Camryn-11/30/06 Baby #4 due August 07, 2008!! Yay! | ||
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I love you girls!!! lol!! | ||
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I used to send BF'ing pics to people LOL!! I even posted them on BBC. SO no I don't think that's weird.
Melissa (formerly 3men&1lil'lady) Proud mommy DD 7~06 DS 8~04, DS 9~00, DS 12~95
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I took bf pictures too, but not like those, will full boobage hanging out. Someone once said a million monkeys using a million keyboards could reproduce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Thanks to MySpace, we now know that to be entirely false. | ||
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Am I the only one who thinks it's weird that she sent a pic of her breastfeeding??? That fact is being overlooked due to the penis in the pic!! I agree! None of my friends would send out pictures of them breastfeeding. There are much better and more appropriate pictures of a new baby to send. Weird. The penis is hilarious though. I do hope it was an honest mistake and she isn't some weirdo who is enjoying knowing everyone is looking at her DH's penis...you never know with some people!!
Kim ds 05/07/03
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Hey, breastfeeding pics are great, but I find it odd to send them to people. I thought the OP said this girl was actually friends with her dh (is that right?)...so to me...yeah that would be weird! Julie Matthew-12/6/02.........Lauren-8/11/05................Camryn-11/30/06 Baby #4 due August 07, 2008!! Yay! | ||
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OMG, LMAO. That is too funny!!!!! | ||
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Oh my word please don't delete this thread I have to know when OP talks to the friend! This is so funny! | ||
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omg I am dying here. I would def say something to her, but not sure how without busting up laughing. Maybe say hey theres an extra head in that pic, whose is it lmao
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I told Dh about this, first he said "this site allows porno pics" Then he saw the pic and said "maybe he just got out of the shower and was naked" Mel BREASTFED BABY, STICK AROUND FOR THE SHOW! | ||
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Now I think we need a poll asking how many times we all went back and *looked* at the p enis!! Come on now, you know you didn't just look once I looked 4 times!! Yvette; Mommy of Jyssica 5/11/1989, Kyle 11/28/1998 & Haydn 12/30/2005 | ||
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Am I the only one who thinks perhaps this couple want your husband to join them? I mean who sends a man a picture of your breasts ( even if breastfeeding ) and a penis too? | ||
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Not only did i look several times, but I sent my stepbrother a link
Melissa (formerly 3men&1lil'lady) Proud mommy DD 7~06 DS 8~04, DS 9~00, DS 12~95
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OMG thank you so much for the laughs!! I seriously can't stop!  | ||
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I'm also guilty of being a repeated penis viewer. LOL! I also copied the pic and emailed it to my dh. I can't figure out what is funnier... the pic or the hilarious replies. I'm at my parents's tonight and they were both crying they were laughing so hard. I can't believe that this thread is still here. I kept waiting for it to go POOF before I finished reading all of the replies. Jen (formerly mommy2madison&tyce) | ||
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Am I the only one who thinks perhaps this couple want your husband to join them? I mean who sends a man a picture of your breasts ( even if breastfeeding ) and a penis too? ROTFLMAAAAAAAAAAAAAO! This thread is too funny died laughing at the poem! | ||
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raising hand slowly.....um... I forgot... I also sent it to my stepmom  . I'd send it to my mom, but she's very religious and it would just confirm her belief that I'm going to hell. Melissa (formerly 3men&1lil'lady) Proud mommy DD 7~06 DS 8~04, DS 9~00, DS 12~95
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I am crying with laughter over here! Quote of the day: And why is his penis outside his pants? What kind of person is this? Thank you for this thread. It has made my | ||
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Well, isnt that something. How in the heck do you not notice that? Keli Madison-6, Adalyn-Terrible 2's  | ||
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My next question is - so is this a "keeper" for the family photo album? Does it get prominently displayed for things like - "first date", "graduation" or "wedding slide show" with the title - mom and I have always been close, and dad is always standing guard watching? Or - ????? Betsy | ||
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If i was her I'd blow it up to poster size and tape it on the cieling above his side of the bed! LOL! Maybe it'd teach him to keep his winky out of the spotlight.
Melissa (formerly 3men&1lil'lady) Proud mommy DD 7~06 DS 8~04, DS 9~00, DS 12~95
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I have been in serious pain all day / night... but the laughter tonight has truly helped! Even my DH was laughing... but he got me good when I went back to photobucket to check something in the shot and he looked up and wanted to know why I was still looking at it. I could only give him that 'woman smile' that makes them wonder! LOL! OMG... what a night! Thank you SOOO much and Please update! MIndy  | ||
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I vote you should make a lovely birth announcement or scrapbook page with the photos she sent. Dont say anything to them and send the little gift. You could also include a gift card for new boxers. Keli Madison-6, Adalyn-Terrible 2's | ||
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can't. take. my. eyes. off. of. it. seriously- it's distrubing that he's got a hard on while she's BFing. | ||
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okay I am a total lurker (1st time really even on this board) and I have no idea why I feel the need to comment on this thread buuuuuut...... I'm a photographer and there is no way that image is photoshopped....the pajama stripes and moms sweats should be in the shadow just like they are. Plus with a flash his d**k would be glaring just like it is with the rest of the photo darker since he is closer to the camera. I still don't get why some one would do that but IMO it is not photoshopped. this is a pretty rediculous board but I think I like it, lol!
Lia, mama to 2 sweet kids...Preston (1.31.04) and Lorelai (1.29.06)
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OP...would these people play a joke on you? Maybe it's a sex toy or something?? There has to be some sort of explanation! One for the strange pic and one for why the he!! they sent it to you!!
Julie Matthew-12/6/02.........Lauren-8/11/05................Camryn-11/30/06 Baby #4 due August 07, 2008!! Yay! | ||
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O.M.G. Do you think her DH sent the email? Maybe he is threatened by her friendship with your DH and sent the pic on purpose to lay his claim?! Sorry, thats th best conspiracy theory I could come up with, not too exciting! *Genna* Wife to William, Mama to Miles (12/29/04) and Brock (8/29/06)  | ||
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This is my re-make with my friend, BOB.
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1. tell them. 2. get banned.
Your shouldn't be posting pictures like that here. even if everyone thinks its funny.. its against the rules and i'm sure the advertizers wouldn't like it either.
Lets recap... You have weird friends. You broke the rules here AND on photobucket. delete it and move on. | ||
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Was the photographer holding "bob' in their lap? Amy       See my profile for GPT referral links!  | ||
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gee....someone's a party pooper I'm seriously dying over here. This whole thing just baffles me, yet I can't stop laughing!  | ||
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OMG I cant beleive you actually did it! LOL Keli Madison-6, Adalyn-Terrible 2's | ||
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Yup, we were trying to recreate it, just don't want my hubby's junk online!! (or in front of my DD, gross!) | ||
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party pooper is right!
this is hilarious
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Maggie - You RAWK ! That was awesome. This thread made having a colicky baby who is driving me insane worth being awake right now... Steff - Mommy to 2 Spoiled Rotten Girls: Keegan 1-05-05 Fallon 2-09-08 | ||
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